Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

What's My Line?: Part 2 (1997)

Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg

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Quotes 

• Oz : Oh, look! Monkey. And he has a little hat... and little pants.

  Willow Rosenberg : Yeah, I-I see.

  Oz : The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes. You know that?

  [Willow smiles] 

  Oz : You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen. So I'm wonderin', do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like is the hippo goin', "Hey man. Where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And, you know, the monkey's just, "I mock you with my monkey pants!" And then there's a big coup in the zoo.

  Willow Rosenberg : The monkey is French?

  Oz : All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?

  Willow Rosenberg : No.

• Willow Rosenberg : There's a Slayer handbook?

  Buffy Summers : Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?

  Willow Rosenberg : Is there a T-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool.

• Oz : Well, I sorta test well, y'know, which is cool, except that it leads to jobs.

  Willow Rosenberg : Well, don't you have some ambition?

  Oz : Oh, yeah. Yeah. E-flat diminished ninth.

  Willow Rosenberg : Huh?

  Oz : Well, the E-flat, it's-it's doable, but it's that diminished ninth, you know, it's a man's chord. Now, you could lose a finger.

• Rupert Giles : There are forty-three churches in Sunnydale? That seems a little excessive.

  Willow Rosenberg : It's the extra evil vibe from the Hellmouth. Makes people pray harder.

• Rupert Giles : And I fear the worst is yet to come. I've - I've discovered the remaining keys to Drusilla's cure. The - the ritual requires the presence of her sire...

  [which alerts Buffy to a major crisis] 

  Rupert Giles : and it must take place in the church on the night of the new moon.

  Kendra : The new moon? But that is tonight.

  Rupert Giles : Exactly. And I'm sure the assassins were here to kill Buffy before she could put a stop to things.

  Buffy Summers : They need Drusilla's sire? You mean, the vamp that made her?

  Rupert Giles : Yeah.

  Willow Rosenberg : Buffy, what is it?

  Buffy Summers : Angel... He's Drusilla's sire.

  Xander Harris : Man, that guy got major neck in his day!

  [gets slapped on his shoulder by disgusted Willow] 

• Buffy Summers : Get a load of the she-Giles.

  Willow Rosenberg : Creepy.

  Buffy Summers : Ew. I bet Giles wishes I was more of a book geek.

  Willow Rosenberg : Giles is enough of a book geek for the both of you.

  Buffy Summers : Yeah, but did you see how they were vibing? "Volume 6. Ha-ha-ha!

  Willow Rosenberg : Buffy, no one could replace you. You'll always be Giles' favorite.

  Buffy Summers : I wonder.

  Willow Rosenberg : Of course, you will. You're *his* Slayer. The *real* Slayer.