Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

What's My Line?: Part 2 (1997)

Seth Green: Oz

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• Oz : Oh, look! Monkey. And he has a little hat... and little pants.

  Willow Rosenberg : Yeah, I-I see.

  Oz : The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes. You know that?

  [Willow smiles] 

  Oz : You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen. So I'm wonderin', do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like is the hippo goin', "Hey man. Where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And, you know, the monkey's just, "I mock you with my monkey pants!" And then there's a big coup in the zoo.

  Willow Rosenberg : The monkey is French?

  Oz : All monkeys are French. You didn't know that?

  Willow Rosenberg : No.

• Oz : Well, I sorta test well, y'know, which is cool, except that it leads to jobs.

  Willow Rosenberg : Well, don't you have some ambition?

  Oz : Oh, yeah. Yeah. E-flat diminished ninth.

  Willow Rosenberg : Huh?

  Oz : Well, the E-flat, it's-it's doable, but it's that diminished ninth, you know, it's a man's chord. Now, you could lose a finger.

• Oz : Ooh, no, please don't. I don't do thanks. I get all red, have to bail. It's not pretty.