- Buffy - "And I don't think we'll be featuring Xander's special gift ..."
- Xander - "Okay, some people are jealous that they can't burp the alphabet."
- Buffy - "... so we're back to drama. We'll just do it quickly. Get in, get out. Nobody gets hurt."
Another exchange from the original script was cut due to length:
- Buffy - "Pretty good. I never heard 'Flight of the Bumblebee' on the tuba before."
- Lisa - "Most people aren't up to it."