Buffy has parental issues when Joyce comes home with a boyfriend, the computer expert and master chef Ted, whose charming personality impresses everyone except Buffy. Buffy insists there's not something right with Ted, but everyone keeps telling her she's just being paranoid... Written by
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I mean, so far all I see is someone who apparently has a good job, seems nice and polite and my mother really likes him.
Alexander "Xander" Harris
What kind of a monster is he?
I'm just saying, there's something a little too clean about this clown.
He's a clean clown!
I have my own fun.
References The Stepford Wives
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Theme
Written by Nerf Herder
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