Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Something Blue (1999)
Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris
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Quotes
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[Buffy and Spike are engaged after a spell goes wrong]
Buffy Summers : Spike and I are getting married.
Xander Harris : How? What? How?
Rupert Giles : Three excellent questions.
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[Giles is blind, Xander is a demon magnet, and Buffy and Spike engaged while under Willow's spell]
Buffy Summers : She did a spell.
Rupert Giles : Yes. To have her will done. Whatever she says is coming true.
Buffy Summers : And you were both affected! I probably only escaped because I'm the Slayer. Some kind of natural immunity.
Xander Harris : Yeah, right. You're marrying Spike because you're so right for each other.
Buffy Summers : Xander!
Spike : That's it. You're off the usher list.
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Spike : [to Buffy] What are you lookin' at?
Buffy Summers : [to Spike] The man I love.
[they start kissing]
Xander Harris : Can I be blind, too?
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Xander Harris : Jeez. You mean Oz just sent for his stuff and didn't even call her? That's pretty harsh.
Anya : I only wish I had my powers back. I'd liquefy his entrails for her.
Xander Harris : That's sweet.
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Anya : I'd been dumped. I was miserable. Doing a few vengeance spells. Boils on the penis. Nothing fancy.
Xander Harris : Please skip ahead.
Anya : D'Hoffryn got wind of me. He offered to elevate me.
Buffy Summers : Meaning?
Anya : They made me a demon.
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Xander Harris : [yells upstairs] That's okay, Mom. We don't need any more snacks.
Anya : I liked those Fruit Roll-Ups.
Xander Harris : Shush. I though she'd never clear out. Besides, just think of my lips as the Fruit Roll-Ups of Love.
[pauses]
Xander Harris : Okay, that was gross.