Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Showtime (2003)

Tom Lenk: Andrew Wells

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• Buffy Summers : [to Turok-Han]  Looks good, doesn't it? They're trapped in here. Terrified. Meat for the beast. And there's nothin' they can do but wait... That's all they've been doing for days, waiting to be picked off, having nightmares about monsters that can't be killed. But I don't believe in that. I always find a way. I am the thing that monsters have nightmares about. And right now... you and me are gonna show 'em why... It's time... Welcome to Thunderdome.

  Andrew Wells : Two men enter. One man leaves.

• Xander Harris : Maybe we can save the "maybes" for more of a dayish part of the day, girls... Potential Slayers can function without sleep. Me, I'm no good without my usual ninety minutes.

  Andrew Wells : I'm with him. Keep the chatter down! Or speak up so I can hear you. I'm bored. Episode I bored.

• Andrew Wells : Okay, here's another interesting thing. How come the Slayer's always a girl?

  Dawn Summers : I don't know. 'Cause girls are cooler?

  Andrew Wells : A guy Slayer would be bad-ass. Like if there was this ninja, a guy Slayer would be like, "You may be silent, but this'll shut you up."

  Dawn Summers : Buffy could stomp ninja ass.

  Andrew Wells : The silent warrior? I think not. She can't even slay that special vampire. Everyone's saying.

  Dawn Summers : Well, everyone should shut up and you should stop pretending anybody here is your friend.

  Andrew Wells : And also, why is she so about saving Spike? He's a worse killer than me by a way lot.

  Dawn Summers : Spike was being controlled by the First. And he has a soul now. Besides, we'll need his help.

  Andrew Wells : What about me? Did it ever occur to anyone that I could be useful? I used to be an evil genius. Hello!

  Dawn Summers : And what was your genius thing?

  Andrew Wells : Well, um, raising demons, mostly. Okay, so not for now. But also there was planning, there were, um, blueprints. I can be in this, kickin' it righteous. Yeah. Oh--oh, yeah.

  Dawn Summers : Buffy said if you talked enough I'm allowed to kill you.

  Andrew Wells : Not even.

  Dawn Summers : Even.

  Andrew Wells : License to kill, huh? Pretty cool. You know, Timothy Dalton never got his props, 'cause he came in at the end of an old regime. But he had it going on. He went rogue. But the Broccolis, they were just treading water, stylistically.

  Dawn Summers : I-Is there a language that you're speaking?

  Andrew Wells : I'm so alone.

  Dawn Summers : Then maybe you shouldn't have killed your only friend.

  Andrew Wells : I hate that. You don't even know.

  Dawn Summers : I don't plan to.