- Willow Rosenberg: I know this is going to sound crazy, but... I think something might be going on... with Spike and Buffy... I mean, she looked so hurt when she saw him with Anya. I think maybe...
- Tara Maclay: They've been sleeping together.
- Willow Rosenberg: [laughs] No. I wouldn't go that far.
- Tara Maclay: No, I mean, she told me they've been sleeping together.
- Willow Rosenberg: Sleeping together? You mean, like, the naked kinda "together"?
- Warren Meers: Say good night, bitch.
- [Buffy grabs the orbs and smashes them, robbing Warren of his powers]
- Buffy Summers: "Good night, bitch."
- [Buffy using a stick to explore bushes in her back yard]
- Xander Harris: Time for the Spring poking already?
- Buffy Summers: Just making sure there are no more evil trio cameras. Or... evil uno.
- Xander Harris: The sinister, yet addictive card game?
- [rebuttal to Warren's pick-up lines]
- Xander Harris: See now, I think it's the daddy thing that's throwin' her. 'Cause incest? Not that sexy.
- Spike: Trust is for old marrieds, Buffy. Great love is wild and passionate and dangerous. It burns and consumes.
- Jonathan Levinson: [at the Bronze] What are we doing here? Somebody might recognize us... This is great. We're risking everything so that Charles Atlas can get a date. He's gonna end up getting us thrown into jail. Or worse. Maybe you and I should think about...
- Andrew Wells: Warren's the boss. He's Picard. You're Deanna Troi. Get used to the feeling, Betazoid.
- Willow Rosenberg: We were able to decipher pretty much everything, except these.
- Tara Maclay: It-It isn't written in any ancient language we could identify.
- Xander Harris: [chuckles] It's Klingon. They're- They're love poems.
- Buffy Summers: Hi! Is this your bank? 'Cause if not, there's gonna be a fee for that.
- Warren Meers: I was wondering when Super Bitch would show up.
- Buffy Summers: You really got a problem with strong women, don't ya?
- [first lines]
- [in bed together]
- Willow Rosenberg: When did morning happen?
- Tara Maclay: After the moon went down.
- [last lines]
- [Warren running away after shooting at Buffy and Xander and some wild shots that went into the house]
- Xander Harris: Sweet fancy Moses! Where the hell did he...
- [sees Buffy laying on the ground, bleeding]
- Xander Harris: Oh, God.
- [cut to Willow, upstairs where Tara is dead]
- Willow Rosenberg: [crying] Tara? Baby? Baby, come on! Get up!
- [cut back to Xander, trying to stop bleeding]
- Xander Harris: Oh, God. Buffy? Buffy...? Buffy?
- [cut back to Willow]
- Willow Rosenberg: No! No! No!
- Warren Meers: [appears with gun] You think you can just do that to me? You think I'd let you get away with that? Think again!
- [fires gun]
- Willow Rosenberg: Mmm. I forgot how good this could feel... us together... without the magic.
- Tara Maclay: There was plenty of magic.
- Buffy Summers: Guess we've all done a lot of things lately we're not proud of.
- Xander Harris: I think I've got you beat.
- Buffy Summers: Wanna compare?
- [Tara leaves Willow's room wrapped in a sheet and encounters Dawn]
- Tara Maclay: Oh. Hey.
- Dawn Summers: [chuckles] You and...
- Tara Maclay: Uh, that's my cue to go put some clothes on.
- Xander Harris: He doesn't have a soul, Buffy... just some leash they jammed in his head. You think he'd still be all snuggles if that chip ever stopped working...? Would you still trust him with Dawn then?
- Buffy Summers: [to Andrew and Jonathan] There's two ways this can end. And right now, I'm thinking they're both gonna hurt.
- Anya: [to Diana, who's crying] I know how you feel. Maybe I can help.
- Diana: How could Carl do that to me... that bastard?
- Anya: He's a man. Look no further.
- Diana: But with my sister? She's not even pretty.
- Anya: Well, it isn't always about looks... or a beating heart. Sometimes intimate, sweaty relations with the wrong person just seems like a good idea at the time.
- Diana: She's fat. He cheated on me with my fat, ugly sister.
- Anya: Likes 'em fleshy, huh? Bet you wish he'd bloat up a couple of thousand pounds and pop like a big old meat zeppelin, don't you?
- Diana: He said he loved me.
- Anya: Well, gee. Then he must have meant it, 'cause, hey, guys never say anything they don't really mean, do they?
- Diana: But we...
- Anya: [Interrupting] They say, I love you, and-and you think it's true. They say, Oh, Anya. I want to be with you for the rest of my life. And-and you believe them. You believe they feel the same way about you, because that's the way love's supposed to be, right?
- Diana: Who's Anya?
- Anya: And then you get all excited with the tingly anticipation. But wait! Not so fast. There's the apocalypse. And the back from the grave. And the blah-blah, blah-blah-blah. And by the time you're standing there in that beautifully expensive white dress you've dreamed about ever since you became human he gets all heebie-jeebie and decides, You know, I'd rather just go steady.
- Diana: Men suck. I wish Carl's flesh would...
- Anya: [Interrupting] You know, he said it isn't me, but how can I believe him? I mean, he knew he didn't want to get married. Deep down, he knew. But he lied to me every day for months.
- Diana: I wish...
- Anya: [Interrupting] And he lied and lied and lied some more. 'Cause, hey, who's gonna notice with all the other lies flying around like little monkeys. Then he thinks he can just sweep the carnage underneath the rug by saying,Oh...
- [Scene ends abruptly]