Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Lies My Parents Told Me (2003)

James Marsters: Spike

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Quotes 

• Spike : Oh, you have got to be joking! What now?

  Rupert Giles : t shall access the cerebral cortex via the optic nerve.

  Spike : Oh, bollocks! All the rubbish people keep stickin' in my head, it's a wonder there's any room for my brain.

  Rupert Giles : I don't think it takes up that much space, do you?

• Spike : Little tip mate. The stake's your friend. Don't be afraid to use it.

• Spike : Right. Let's get this over with. What are you gonna do? Some hypno-beam, a disarming spell?

  Rupert Giles : Not exactly. The First has brainwashed you. There's something in you subconscious that it's using to provoke a violent reaction. So... we have to put this in your brain.

  Spike : Bugger that!

• Dawn Summers : "Hopefully"? So, it might not work?

  Rupert Giles : W-Well, the stone's just a catalyst for the process. The rest is up to Spike.

  Spike : And how do you expect to get that hunk of rubble into my cranium?

• [first lines] 

  [New York City, 1977] 

  Spike : Well, all right! Got the moves, don't ya? I'm gonna ride you hard before I put you away, luv.

  Nikki Wood : You sure about that? You actually look a little wet and limp to me. And I ain't you "luv."

• Spike : I don't give a piss about you mum. She was a Slayer. I was a vampire. That's the way the game is played.