Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Lies My Parents Told Me (2003)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers

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Quotes 

• Rupert Giles : Everything's terrible! Total catastrophe!

  Buffy Summers : Giles, what's wrong?

  Rupert Giles : [loudly]  Have you seen the new library? Th-Th-Th-Th-There's nothing but computers. There's not a book to be seen. I-I don't know where to begin, Buffy.

• Buffy Summers : Hey, any apocalypse I avert without dying? Yeah, those are the easy ones.

• Buffy Summers : Spike is the strongest warrior we have. And we are gonna need him if we're gonna come out of this thing alive. If you try anything again, he'll kill you. More importantly, I'll let him.

• Principal Robin Wood : You remind me of my, um...

  Buffy Summers : Your mother?

  Principal Robin Wood : Yeah. Yeah, what I remember of her anyway.

  Buffy Summers : Gotta tell ya, not a line every girl likes to hear, but in this case, compliment taken.

• Principal Robin Wood : Wait, sorry. Chip?

  Rupert Giles : Uh, it's a long story.

  Buffy Summers : The military put a chip in Spike's head, so he couldn't hurt anyone.

  Rupert Giles : And that would be the abridged version.

• [regarding the lyric that triggers Spike] 

  Buffy Summers : [to Giles]  Uh, boring, old and English. Hmm. Just like you- ull Brynner... Yul Brynner... But a-a British Yul Brynner.

• [last lines] 

  Rupert Giles : Buffy. I...

  [sighs] 

  Rupert Giles : I-I understand your anger. Please believe me, we d- we did what we...

  Buffy Summers : He's alive. Spike's alive. Wood failed.

  Rupert Giles : Well, that doesn't change anything. What I told you is still true. You need to learn...

  Buffy Summers : No... I think you've taught me everything I need to know.

• Buffy Summers : I have a mission... to win this war. To save the world... I don't have time for vendettas.