Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Intervention (2001)

Clare Kramer: Glory

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Quotes 

• Glory : The vampire is lying to me.

  Spike : [chuckles]  Yeah. But it was fun. And guess what, bitch? I'm not telling you jack. You're never gonna get your sodding key, 'cause you might be strong, but in our world, you're an idiot.

  Glory : I am a god.

  Spike : The god of what, bad home perms?

  Glory : Shut up! I command you shut up!

  Spike : Yeah, okay. Sorry, but I just had no idea that gods were such prancing lightweights. Mark my words. The Slayer is going to kick your skanky, lopsided ass back to whatever place would take a cheap, whorish, fashion victim, ex-god like you.

• [Glory is torturing Spike to find who the Key is] 

  Spike : Yeah, okay. The key. Here's the thing. It's that guy... on TV. What's-his-name.

  Glory : [confused]  On the television?

  Spike : On that show, the price show... where they guess what stuff costs.

  Murk : The Price is Right?

  Jinx : Bob Barker!

  Murk : [to Glory]  We will bring you Bob Barker. We will bring you the limp and beaten body of Bob Barker!

  Glory : It is not Bob Barker, you scabby morons! The Key is new to this world... and Bob Barker is as old as grit.

• [Glory's minions brings Spike to her thinking he is the Key] 

  Glory : That's fantabulous, and impossible. He can't be the Key, because, see, the *Key* has to be pure. This is a vampire. Lesson number one: Vampires equal impure.

  Spike : Yeah, damn right. I'm impure. I'm as impure as the driven yellow snow. Let me go.