[Anya practices her wedding vows
I, Anya, promise to cherish you... Ew, no, not cherish. Uh, I promise to have sex with you whenever... *I* want, and, uh, uh, pledge to be your friend, your wife, and your confidant, and your sex poodle...
Uh, sex poodle?
Um, I'm not sure you should say 'sex poodle' in your vows.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Theme
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