Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Gone (2002)
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers
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Quotes
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[to the trio after they are turned visible]
Buffy Summers : So you three have, what... banded together to be pains in my ass?
Warren Meers : We're your "arch-nemesises-ses."
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Spike : Uh, hey, Buffy's a great mom. She takes good care of her little sis Like, um, when Dawn was hanging out too much in my crypt, Buffy put a right stop to it.
Doris Kroger : I'm sorry, did you say...
Buffy Summers : Crib. Crib.
[laughs]
Buffy Summers : He said crib. You know kids today and their buggin' street slang.
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[Buffy is invisible]
Xander Harris : Uh, sorry! Her clothes are, uh, invisible... too. Buffy, how did this hap... Wait a sec. Have you been feeling ignored lately?
Buffy Summers : Yeah, ignored. I wish. No, this isn't a Marcie deal. I don't know what happened. I left Main Street after getting my hair cut and was...
Anya : You cut your hair?
Buffy Summers : Oh, yeah!
Anya : Really? How short?
Buffy Summers : Um, about up to here. Well-Well, if you could see my hand, it's kind of above my shoulders.
Anya : Ahh, that sounds so adorable. I was thinking about getting my hair cut before the wedding.
Xander Harris : Can we get back to freaking out about no-show Buffy? This is serious.
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[Social worker finds suspicious bag]
Buffy Summers : You know, I know what that looks like, but I-I sw- I swear it's not what it looks like. It's magic weed. It's not mine.
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[Buffy is invisible]
Buffy Summers : It kind of fits the day I've had. Willow's still a wreck, Dawn's mad at both of us, and the Social Services lady put me through a wringer. Says she's gonna *watch* me. I'd like to see her try now.
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Xander Harris : Hey, Buffy... Where... Where are you?
Buffy Summers : At table four, apparently.
Anya : Well, that remains to be seen, like you.
Buffy Summers : Don't strain yourself looking, Xander. I'm Invisible Girl.
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[last lines]
Willow Rosenberg : So I guess we both made good first steps.
Buffy Summers : I guess.
Willow Rosenberg : Yea for us.
Buffy Summers : Yea.
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[first lines]
Dawn Summers : Candles? We can't have candles?
Buffy Summers : Dawn, it's a magic clearance. Everything must go.
Dawn Summers : B-But they're just candles.
Buffy Summers : Well, yeah, to you and me, they're just candles, but to witches, they're like bongs.
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Buffy Summers : Lame.
Spike : What?
Buffy Summers : You. Making up excuses.
Spike : Don't flatter yourself, love. Bloody fond of that lighter.
Buffy Summers : Stop trying to see me and stop calling me that.
Spike : So, um, what should I call you then? Pet? Sweetheart? My, uh, little Goldilocks? You know I love this hair, the way it bounces when...
[Buffy tries to hit him with a spatula]
Spike : Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh! This flapjack's not ready to be flipped.