Nice, insecure Xander's unnatural passionate yet loveless relationship with snooty, selfish Cordelia has never felt right, but when her friends find out and decide that's the end of her popular status, she dumps him without hesitation, ironically without getting back in their favor. Being dumped on Valentine's day after he gave her a swell heart-shaped necklace is too much abuse even for Xander's low self-esteem, so when he notices Amy has taken up her mother's witchcraft, he blackmails her into putting his scorner under a love spell so he can take his revenge by dumping her hist as painfully. Alas the novice's ineptly executed spell works on every girl except Cordelia and that means dangerous irrationality. Meanwhile vampires Spike, Drusilla and especially spiteful Angelus have their own unconventional ideas about celebrating Valentine's day... Written by
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When Willow tries attacking Xander with an axe, causing a scramble for the axe, the axe gets waved around in the air. The axe's shaft bends a bit. See more
I wish dating was like slaying. You know, simple, direct, stake through the heart, no muss, no fuss.
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Theme
Written by Nerf Herder
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