Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Beauty and the Beasts (1998)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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• Xander Harris : Uh, no worries. I can handle the Oz "full Monty." I mean, not handle-handle, like, uh, hands-to-flesh, handle.

  Willow Rosenberg : Okay. Well, it's not for you. It's for me, um, 'cause I'm still getting used to half a Monty.

  Xander Harris : Oh. Good... *Half*? You and Oz? Which half?

  Willow Rosenberg : [smiles]  Wouldn't you like to know?

• Rupert Giles : How long *exactly* did you rest your eyes for?

  Xander Harris : A little now, uh, a little then. But I never heard Oz leave, and he was here in the morning when I, um when I...

  Rupert Giles : [yells]  Woke up!

  Xander Harris : You could put it that way if you want to, Mr. Technical.

• Cordelia Chase : He didn't? Pete was a monster? Where have I been?

  Xander Harris : In your special place, Cor, which is why I adore you.

• [Buffy enters the library, with an uncomfortableness in the air] 

  Buffy Summers : I'm afraid to ask.

  Cordelia Chase : Oz ate someone last night.

  Willow Rosenberg : He did not!

  Xander Harris : Oz does not eat people. It's more werewolf play. You know, I bat you around a little bit, like a cat toy. I have harmless, wolf fun. Is it Oz's fault that, you know, side effect, people get cut to ribbons, and maybe then he'll take a little nibble and... I'm not helping, am I?