Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Bargaining: Part 1 (2001)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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Quotes 

• Xander Harris : Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?

  Anya : You did.

  Tara Maclay : You said Willow should be boss.

  Anya : And then you said, "let's vote," and it was unanimous.

  Tara Maclay : And then you made her this little plaque that said, "Boss of Us," and you put little sparkles on it and...

  Xander Harris : Valid points, all. But we... I mean... We were just talking then.

• [sees Anya and Giles slapping at each other like kids] 

  Xander Harris : Okay, when *I'm* marvelling at the immaturity, be scared.

• Willow : And I will, therefore, fix it. I got her head back on, didn't I? And I got her off those knock-knock jokes.

  Buffybot : Oh, who's there?

  Xander : You know, if we want her to be exactly...

  Spike : She'll never be exactly.

  Xander : I know.

  Tara : The only really real Buffy is really Buffy.

  Giles : And she's gone.

  Buffybot : If-we-want-her-to-be-exactly-she'll-never-be-exactly-I-know-the-only-really-real-Buffy-is-really-Buffy-and-she's-gone who?

• Xander Harris : [entering]  House of chicks, relax. I am a man, and I have a tool.

  [everybody stares at him] 

  Xander Harris : Tools. Lots of plural tools, in my, uh, toolbox.

• Xander Harris : Just give it time, An. This is hard for all of us. Just be patient.

  Anya : I was being patient, but it took too long.

• [last lines] 

  Xander Harris : Willow... Willow. Are you okay?

  Willow Rosenberg : Did it work?

  Xander Harris : I'm sorry.