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"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" A New Man (TV Episode 2000) Poster

(TV Series)

(2000)

Quotes

Professor Maggie Walsh: So, the Slayer!

Buffy: Yeah. That's me.

Professor Maggie Walsh: We thought you were a myth.

Buffy: Well, you were myth-taken

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Giles: How did you know it was me?

Buffy: Your eyes. You're the only person in the world that can look that annoyed with me.

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Riley Finn: I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse.

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[despondent over being out of the loop on recent relevations, Giles stays behind in the crypt just in case the demon is about to show]

Giles: Oh, who am I kidding?

[Giles gets up and gathers his tools and weapons]

Giles: Nothing is going to happen.

[he leaves, closing the door to the crypt behind him]

Ethan Rayne: [stepping out of the shadows, monologuing] I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that at all. In fact, Ripper, old mate, I'd say something rather interesting was about to happen...

Giles: [opens door] Is someone...?

Ethan Rayne: [startled] Oh, bugger! I thought you'd gone.

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Ethan Rayne: I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the stay-'n'-gloat that gets me every time.

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Spike: Why the hell are you suddenly a Fyarl demon? You just come over all demony this morning?

Giles: As a matter of fact, I did.

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Xander Harris: You own nothing. This shouldn't be taking so long.

Spike: Hang on. Let a fella get organized.

[Spike starts grabbing things]

Xander Harris: That's my radio!

Spike: And you're what, shocked and disappointed? I'm evil.

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Spike: And I'm supposed to just help you out of the evilness of my heart?

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[as the Commando's take Ethan away]

Giles: [grins] If you don't mind, I'm just gonna go and watch them manhandle him into a vehicle.

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Giles: [Demon Giles] If you can't find third gear, don't try for third gear.

Spike: I'm doin' my best. I don't know if I'm drivin' this thing or wearin' it.

Giles: [Demon Giles] It's perfectly serviceable.

Spike: [laughs] Funny hearing a Fyarl demon say "serviceable". Had a couple of 'em working for me once. They're more like, "Like to crush. Crush now?" Strong though. You won't meet a jar you can't open for the rest of your life.

[Giles growls menacingly]

Spike: [amused] What was that? Did you growl?

Giles: [primly] No.

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Giles: You know what gets me? This is what gets me. Twenty years I've been fighting demons. Maggie Walsh and her nancy ninja boys come in; six months later, the demons are pissing themselves with fear. They never even noticed me.

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Xander Harris: Okay, that's a giant vulture. I'd have mentioned if it was a giant vulture.

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Buffy: [to Giles] Uh-oh, you have but-face.

[Giles looks confused]

Buffy: You look like you're gonna say 'but'.

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Buffy: Look, if you've been fighting since you were fifteen, you'd have a hefty resume' too.

Riley Finn: Fifteen?

Buffy: I know "wow." The point is, that, we have different amounts of experience. You know. And plus I do have that whole preternatural experience.

Riley Finn: I've seen. Don't get me wrong. The girls I grew up with could hold their own. But... I'm not even sure I could take you.

Buffy: That all depends on your meaning.

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Buffy: I like pancake 'cause they're stackable.

[looks at Willow's plate]

Buffy: Ooo, and waffles 'cause you can put things in the little holes if you wanted to.

Willow Rosenberg: [laughing] You should always have a new boyfriend. You're so much fun right now.

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Professor Maggie Walsh: Oh, I'm, heh quite sure of that. And I'm just as sure that we can learn from each other. I'm working on getting you clearance to come into the Initiative. I think you'll find the results of our operation most impressive. Agent Finn here, has killed or captured - how many is it?

Riley Finn: [note of pride] Seventeen. Eleven vampires, six demons.

Buffy: Oh... Wow. I mean, that's... seventeen.

Professor Maggie Walsh: What about you?

Buffy: Me?

Professor Maggie Walsh: How many hostilities would you say you've slain?

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Ethan Rayne: We used to be friends, Ripper. When did all that fall apart?

Giles: The same time you started to worship chaos.

Ethan Rayne: Oh, religious intolerance. Sad, there. I mean, just look at the Irish Troubles.

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Giles: [as a Fyarl Demon] It's me, Giles. Ethan has turned me into a demon and I need your help.

[Xander wakes up]

Giles: Hello, yes. It's me.

Xander Harris: [only hearing demon growling] Yaaaa!

Giles: Listen. Don't you understand me?

Xander Harris: Demon! Demon!

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Riley Finn: You're really strong. Like, Spiderman strong.

Buffy: Yeah. But, I don't stick to stuff. But, yeah.

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Giles: [drunk] What am I? I'm an unemployed librarian with a tendency to get knocked on the head.

Ethan Rayne: [suddenly sober] Well, you won't have to worry about that anymore, mate. When you went to the loo, I slipped a small pellet of poison in your drink, you'll be dead in an hour.

[Giles stares at him]

Ethan Rayne: Just kidding!

[they both laugh]

Giles: I'm gonna feel like hell in the morning.

Ethan Rayne: Relax. Enjoy the night. We're still a couple of sorcerers. The night is still our time.

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