Buck Rogers: [Pretending pleasent surprise, as he turns and notices the killer android decending upon him] Oh hi!
Shuttle Captain: Prison approach, this is prisoner shuttle ILM-4, hauling up a new one for ya.
[glances back at the sleeping prisoner]
Shuttle Captain: A real lively one!
Shuttle Captain: Yes sir, on Zeta they do it right.
Buck Rogers: 'On Zeta they do it right'. You ought to make it into a bumper sticker. You'd make a fortune.
Buck Rogers: Hey, by the way, when did the penal system go co-ed?
Jen Burton: What?
Buck Rogers: Well you know, boys and girls together.
Jen Burton: How else would you do it?
Buck Rogers: Men in one place, women in another.
Jen Burton: You know the problems that would cause?
Buck Rogers: Well I'm tired, and I'm gonna take a rest. Pull up a rock.
Gymon: [to Wilma] Don't make me use this, ok? Unconscious people are so difficult to carry. And dead ones are so unappealing.
Sergio Sanwiler: [Jen holds up some credits] Not exactly in mint condition, are they? But then again, what are a few bacteria between friends, eh?
Sergio Sanwiler: This isn't fair, you know. You're using your unnatural height to your advantage.
Buck Rogers: So sue me.