Brother's Keeper (TV Series)
With Friends Like Porter (1999)
Justin Cooper: Oscar Waide
Quotes
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Porter Waide : My God! What is that smell? It smells like a rotten egg!
Oscar Waide : It could be left over from the Easter Egg hunt we had last Christmas.
Porter Waide : Why would you have an Easter Egg hunt at Christmas?
Bobby Waide : The element of surprise.
Porter Waide : God, it smells like death! It's worse than death. It's like if you cut death open and there was something that really stinks inside. How can you not smell that?
Bobby Waide : Olfactory fatigue.
Porter Waide : Pardon?
Bobby Waide : You know, when you smell something for a really long time, then you can't smell it anymore. It's how the French live with each other. You know who I feel sorry for is Spain, just downwind. Who do you think the bulls are running from?
Porter Waide : This olfactory thing, do they have that for hearing?
Bobby Waide : Don't think so.
Porter Waide : That's too bad.