First shown in 1997. Chris Morris turns his laser eye to the subject of crime. Highlights include shocking revelations of how elephants are being used to disperse rioters, and Vanessa Feltz's message to murderers.

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Christopher Morris / Ted Maul / David Compression / Alabaster Codify / Chuck Fadanoid / Capt. Clyde Jackson / Young Offender / Plaap Vlugnet / David Wavvin
Jean Ainslie ...
Jill McManus
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Fr. Pierre Runek
David Cann ...
Alan Fortune-Vatch
Ruddy L. Davis ...
Nelson Koka
Barbara Durkin ...
French Woman
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Prison Officer
Sean Foley
John Guerrasio
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Trasty Gray / Young Offender
Alethea Herron
Tristan Hickey
Kieron Jecchinis ...
Shane Hufford
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First shown in 1997. Chris Morris turns his laser eye to the subject of crime. Highlights include shocking revelations of how elephants are being used to disperse rioters, and Vanessa Feltz's message to murderers.

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26 February 1997 (UK)  »

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1.33 : 1
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The gun-toting priest is credited on screen as "Fr. Pierre Runek", but in the voice over he is named as "Father Kupek". See more »

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[Tommy Vance's recorded message for first-time criminals]
Tommy Vance: Well, they gotcha then. They gone and banged you up good and proper. So what now? What I'd like to do right now is to take your bad half outside, and do it an extremely physical discourtesy; and then buy your good half a pint of foaming, nut-brown ale. Cheers.
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