Branded (TV Series)

Now Join the Human Race (1965)

Noah Beery Jr.: Maj. Lynch

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• Maj. Lynch : The squaws are just as bad as the braves. Two of 'em once bushwhacked a cousin of mine and half killed him. Who cares about the squaw.

  Jason McCord : A lot of people, Major. For one thing, a few thousand Apaches are going to care.

  Maj. Lynch : Well, now, I just don't happen to be very worried about hurting their feelings.

  Jason McCord : You should be. You're not dealing with any Indian who happened to wander off the reservation. Red Hand is the chief...

  Maj. Lynch : I know who I'm dealing with.

• Maj. Lynch : I heard a lawyer say to a judge that, because a young Kiowa Indian buck could talk and walk on two legs and read, that proved he was a human being. Do you know what the judge said to the lawyer? He said that he once had a parrot who could talk, and he had seen a bear walk on his hind legs, and he'd read about a mule who'd obey written commands. So if that Kiowa Indian was a human being 'cos he could walk, because he could talk, and because he could read, then it stood to reason that parrots were human beings, and jackasses were human beings, and bears were human beings. Huh. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.