An old flame comes to town and begins courting Alice. Sam the butcher quickly becomes jealous of the new suitor, and Mike and Carol are also suspicious of his motives.



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Mark Millard (as Steve Dunne)


Alice receives a surprise telephone call from Mark Millard, her old high school boyfriend. Despite her steady boyfriend, Sam, Alice agrees to meet with Mark. He's as handsome and charming as Alice remembers, and he wines and dines her. Alice isn't sure if Mark will pop the question, and if he does, she won't know how to react - especially because of Sam. Instead, Mark makes her a shady financial offer, and Carol and Mike contact Mike's friend from the district attorney's office. Alice said: "I feel like such a fool." Mike explained that Mark was an incurable gambler who used unsuspecting women to support himself. He was paying alimony to 5 wives and trying to keep a jump ahead of the 6th! When Mark shows up, Mike tells him what he had done, and Mark tries to leave, but the doorbell rings and he runs the other way. He is accidentally knocked out by Sam's frozen leg of lamb. Alice takes the watering can to revive Mark while Carol, Mike, Sam, and Mike's friend watch.

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Comedy | Family





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12 March 1971 (USA)  »

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1.33 : 1
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Did You Know?


Actor Stephen Dunne, who played Mark in this episode, had a featured role as the newscaster who announced where the golden tickets were found in "Willy Wonka the Chocolate Factory". See more »


WHen Sam Franklin arrives to take Alice to the bowling alley,he opens the sliding door but puts his right hand fingers through the door. Showing there is no glass installed in it. See more »

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