Edit

Quotes

Carol Brady: We really think we have a terrific show for you tonight!

Marcia Brady: It's loaded with music, dancing and lots of comedy.

Bobby Brady: Stay tuned, folks. The comedy starts right after this monologue.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Greg Brady: What has six eyes, sex appeal, smokes a cigar and wears a toupee?

Everyone: What?

Greg Brady: Tonight's three guests.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Mike Brady: Hey, let's sing!

Bobby Brady: Now THAT'S funny!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Bobby Brady: That's Peter's idea of funny stuff, he sings with a puppet. Next week he wants to dance with a roll of paper towels.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Bobby Brady: Compared to us, Donny and Marie are Cheech and Chong!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Carol Brady: Honey, can we have our picnic on the beach? I would somehow like to justify this incredible rent we're paying.

Mike Brady: Sure, honey.

Alice Nelson: Do you mind if I tag along? Maybe the tide's washed up a sailor.

Carol Brady: Sure, Alice. At least he'll be clean!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Milton Berle: I feel like the loser on The Gong Show.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Milton Berle: One more kid and you're eligible for statehood.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Mike Brady: Mr Berle... why are you here?

Milton Berle: Bad luck, I guess.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Bobby Brady: Mr. Berle, we need your help. You see, we're about as funny as the Waltons.

Milton Berle: No, you're not.

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

Mike Brady: It would be an honor to have you working on our show.

Milton Berle: Heck, I've always dreamed of working with the Sweathogs!

Is this interesting? Interesting? | Share this
Share this: Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Permalink

See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

Contribute to This Page