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"Boy Meets World" Me and Mr. Joad (TV Episode 1994) Poster

(TV Series)

(1994)

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Jonathan Turner: If I had done to me what I did to them, I would've done to me what they did.

George Feeny: Go over to the blackboard and diagram that sentence.

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Desiree: May I ask why you are wearing a dish towel in your trousers?

Eric Matthews: Uh see, lightning hit my zipper and my mom had to throw water on me to put out the fire. Do you believe me?

Desiree: No.

Eric Matthews: [lifts the towel, revealing the wet spot on his pants] Now do you believe me?

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Jonathan Turner: Hi, I'm Jonathan Turner, Cory's English teacher.

Amy Matthews: [sees his motorcycle helmet] You wear a helmet?

Jonathan Turner: I fall off the desk a lot.

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Shawn Hunter: [after finding out they have to take a test] I even read the book!

[everybody gasps]

Shawn Hunter: That's right, my head still hurts!

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Cory Matthews: No more macaroni!

Kids: No more macaroni!

Cory Matthews: We want steak!

Kids: We want steak!

Cory Matthews: And what do we want with our steak?

Shawn Hunter: Macaroni!

Cory Matthews: No, we don't like macaroni.

Shawn Hunter: ...Oh!

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Shawn Hunter: Shows what happens when you stand up for your principles.

Alan Matthews: And what exactly *were* your principles?

Shawn Hunter: ...I remember something about macaroni.

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Jonathan Turner: Face it guys, Feeny's not goin' away. I mean you turn around he's gonna be there.

[He turns and faces the backyard. Feeny is there]

Jonathan Turner: Whoa. That is scary. You know you got a principal living next door?

Alan Matthews: It's not something we brag about.

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Jonathan Turner: George, you live next to Matthews?

George Feeny: It's not something I brag about.

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George Feeny: Mr Turner, I now return you your students. Sadder but wiser.

Jonathan Turner: What about Matthews and Hunter?

George Feeny: For those two I shall have to go nuclear

Jonathan Turner: And that would mean?

George Feeny: I shall call their mommies.

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George Feeny: You seem amused by this display of defiance Mr. Turner.

Jonathan Turner: I gotta say I am because if I had done to me what I did to them then I'd have done the same thing to me that they did.

George Feeny: Go to the board and diagram that sentence

Jonathan Turner: I can't.

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George Feeny: I realize that all you seventh-graders are delicate adolescent flowers just beginning your high school blooming so I say this with upmost sensitivity. Take this test or die.

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Cory Matthews: Look for the union label - is anyone behind you my Shawn?

Shawn Hunter: I've gotta tell you there's no one with us, were all alone here - I'm gonna bail.

Cory Matthews: You better not.

Shawn Hunter: Oh yes I am.

Cory Matthews: Oh no no no.

Shawn Hunter: Oh yes yes yes!

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George Feeny: [speaking into a megaphone throughout this scene] All right, this is your warden speaking. So, you wanna play rough with George Feeny? Fine. We'll take off the gloves.

Shawn HunterCory Matthews: Uh-oh.

George Feeny: The seventh-grade dance is hereby canceled.

Cory Matthews: You can't do that.

George Feeny: I can do whatever I want. I have the megaphone. Here's a doozie: the entire football season...

Shawn Hunter: Oh no!

George Feeny: Canceled!

Shawn Hunter: But that means...

George Feeny: That's right, Mr. Hunter - no cheerleaders!

Shawn Hunter: [Dramatically drops to the ground and weeps] No!

Cory Matthews: Shawn, it's a strike! We have to make sacrifices!

Shawn Hunter: [glares at Cory while weeping] But he's taking my girls! Why can't we just sacrifice *you*?

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George Feeny: How do the Joads relate to you?

Cory Matthews: I guess they don't.

Shawn Hunter: Yeah... they were out in the real world... we haven't been out there much.

Cory Matthews: They had no food, nowhere to stay, all they knew was that they deserved a decent wages.

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Desiree: [after telling Jason to do something] Say "yes, puddin'."

Jason Marsden: [smiles] Yes.

[Desiree stares expectantly]

Eric Matthews: I believe the woman wants "puddin'."

Jason Marsden: Puddin'.

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