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Eric: What job could I possibly get in a bathrobe?

[opens the front door]

Eric: At night.

[walks out the door]

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Eric: Eric Matthews, good-looking detective.

Eric: Oh, when a crime breaks out, all the cute girls shout, get the good-looking guy. When there's a crime out there, he's gonna comb his hair, 'cause he's the good-looking guy.

Eric: Book 'em, good-looking.

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Amy Matthews: Honey, I'm scared for you. You have got to get out of this house.

Eric: To do what? I mean Mom let's say I do find one of these so called "jobs". I mean, with nothing better than a high school diploma the best I can ask for is minimum wage and what they take out for taxes? I honestly think I could do better solving crimes. When a crime breaks out...

Amy Matthews: Stop it. Sweetheart, you cannot just mope around the house. Why don't you go out on a date? You used to date all the time.

Eric: I know but all the girls I used to date have gone off to college.

Amy Matthews: Oh, I'm sure there is plenty of nice girls right here in town.

Eric: Townies? You want me to date a townie? Oh, that is great Mom I can see them right now. Sitting on their couch in their ratty bathrobe, watching daytime TV and eating Bonbons!

[Amy stares at Eric]

Eric: These are Cocoa Puffs and I'm a detective!

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Topanga Lawrence: *As Cory and Shawn stare lack-jawed at her* Well, isn't somebody gonna say something?

Shawn Hunter: *To himself, trying to convince* She's my best friend's girl... She's my best friend's girl... *Giving in* *To Topanga* Oh, the heck with that, marry me! I live in a trailer park and I have no education, but my hair does this... *Waves his hands through his hair*

Shawn Hunter: Shawn!

Shawn Hunter: *Not caring, still gawking at Topanga* Shut up, man, I'm going for it! *Cory sprays Shawn with a nearby spray bottle* Thanks, thanks. I'm back.

Cory Matthews: Good. Alright, Topanga. *Puts down the bottle* *Shawn mimes the "call me" gesture to Topanga behind Cory's back* I want... *Looks suspiciously at Shawn, who stops* the name of the guy who did this to you.

Topanga Lawrence: You don't like it?

Cory Matthews: No, no, it's not that I don't like it, it's just that I'm in love with this girl who was never interested in what she looked like before. *Shawn begins staring at Topanga's feet* And now I see makeup on your face and polish on you nails and toes and... *To Shawn* Stop looking at her toes.

Shawn Hunter: *Entranced* But they sparkle!

Cory Matthews: *To Topanga* I want the name of the guy who did this to you!

Topanga Lawrence: My stylist's name is Mr. Cellini. Cory, it's just a haircut, it's just some makeup. It's not gonna change me. *Checks watch* Gotta go. *Begins walking away*

Cory Matthews: Well, where are you going?

Topanga Lawrence: This outfit with this hair? Hello? Buh-bye, I am *so* at the mall.

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Topanga Lawrence: [as Cory and Shawn stare lack-jawed at her] Well, isn't somebody gonna say something?

Shawn Hunter: [to himself, trying to convince] She's my best friend's girl... She's my best friend's girl...

[Giving in]

Shawn Hunter: [to Topanga] Oh, the heck with that, marry me! I live in a trailer park and I have no education, but my hair does this...

[Waves his hands through his hair]

Shawn Hunter: Shawn!

Shawn Hunter: [Not caring, still gawking at Topanga] Shut up, man, I'm going for it!

[Cory sprays Shawn with a nearby spray bottle]

Shawn Hunter: Thanks, thanks. I'm back.

Cory Matthews: Good. Alright, Topanga.

[Puts down the bottle]

Cory Matthews: [Shawn mimes the "call me" gesture to Topanga behind Cory's back] I want...

[Looks suspiciously at Shawn, who stops]

Cory Matthews: the name of the guy who did this to you.

Topanga Lawrence: You don't like it?

Cory Matthews: No, no, it's not that I don't like it, it's just that I'm in love with this girl who was never interested in what she looked like before.

[Shawn begins staring at Topanga's feet]

Cory Matthews: And now I see makeup on your face and polish on you nails and toes and...

[to Shawn]

Cory Matthews: Stop looking at her toes.

Shawn Hunter: [Entranced] But they sparkle!

Cory Matthews: [to Topanga] I want the name of the guy who did this to you!

Topanga Lawrence: My stylist's name is Mr. Cellini. Cory, it's just a haircut, it's just some makeup. It's not gonna change me.

[Checks watch]

Topanga Lawrence: Gotta go.

[Begins walking away]

Cory Matthews: Well, where are you going?

Topanga Lawrence: This outfit with this hair? Hello? Buh-bye, I am *so* at the mall.

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Cory Matthews: When I get a haircut, it looks terrible for... the first six weeks. Then it looks great for, like, a day. Then it's time for another haircut.

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