"Boy Meets World" Hair Today, Goon Tomorrow (TV Episode 1996) - Will Friedle as Eric Matthews

Eric : Eric Matthews, good-looking detective.

Eric : Oh, when a crime breaks out, all the cute girls shout, get the good-looking guy. When there's a crime out there, he's gonna comb his hair, 'cause he's the good-looking guy.

Eric : Book 'em, good-looking.
Amy Matthews : Honey, I'm scared for you. You have got to get out of this house.

Eric : To do what? I mean Mom let's say I do find one of these so called "jobs". I mean, with nothing better than a high school diploma the best I can ask for is minimum wage and what they take out for taxes? I honestly think I could do better solving crimes. When a crime breaks out...

Amy Matthews : Stop it. Sweetheart, you cannot just mope around the house. Why don't you go out on a date? You used to date all the time.

Eric : I know but all the girls I used to date have gone off to college.

Amy Matthews : Oh, I'm sure there is plenty of nice girls right here in town.

Eric : Townies? You want me to date a townie? Oh, that is great Mom I can see them right now. Sitting on their couch in their ratty bathrobe, watching daytime TV and eating Bonbons!

[Amy stares at Eric]

Eric : These are Cocoa Puffs and I'm a detective!
Eric : What job could I possibly get in a bathrobe?

[opens the front door]

Eric : At night.

[walks out the door]

Will Friedle: Eric Matthews