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"Boy Meets World" An Affair to Forget (TV Episode 1996) Poster

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Jennifer Bassett: So it was your best friend Cory who made you say these bad, bad things, hm?

Shawn Hunter: Like I'd ever tell you.

[Jennifer kisses Shawn]

Shawn Hunter: Cory Matthews, son of Alan and Amy, grandson of Nana and Sam.

Cory Matthews: How could you sell out my Nana!

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Cory Matthews: [from behind a book case in the library] Shawn!

Shawn Hunter: Cory? Is that you?

Cory Matthews: No, it's the audio book section, you moron.

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Cory Matthews: We gotta meet.

Shawn Hunter: Where?

Cory Matthews: Paris!

Shawn Hunter: That's the first place she'd look!

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Topanga Lawrence: Why are all those guys talking to Shawn's girlfriend?

Cory Matthews: Well, Shawn and Jennifer broke up this morning. Look at her, she's already on the prowl!

Topanga Lawrence: Well, how's Shawn taking it?

Cory Matthews: Are you kidding? Shawn is Shawn. You can't keep Shawn down. Get up, Shawn.

[the camera pans out to reveal Shawn laying down against his locker]

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Eric Matthews: It's about time you kids got home. It's almost eleven o'clock I was worried sick! I had Feeny looking for you. I called the police.

Amy Matthews: Really?

Eric Matthews: Nah. I didn't even know you left.

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[Cory and Shawn are in the school library]

Cory Matthews: Shawn!

Shawn Hunter: Cory? Is that you?

Cory Matthews: No, it's the audiobook section you moron!

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Topanga Lawrence: Why are all those guys talking to Shawn's girlfriend?

Cory Matthews: Well, Shawn and Jennifer broke up this morning. Look at her. She's already on the prowl.

Topanga Lawrence: Well, how is Shawn taking it?

Cory Matthews: Are you kidding? Shawn is Shawn. You can't keep Shawn down.

[Shawn is revealed to be lying on the floor looking pathetic]

Cory Matthews: Get up Shawn.

Shawn Hunter: She dumped me. She dumped me good. I didn't even see it coming.

Cory Matthews: Look what they done to my boy.

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Cory Matthews: I think Jennifer, or should I say Zathrak the Undead, is a stuck up, manipulative, cold-blooded... Oh she's right behind me anticipating my head meat isn't she?

Jennifer Bassett: Hello Cory.

Cory Matthews: All hail Zathrak.

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George Feeny: Eric, in the play of your life all your great scenes lie ahead of you.

Eric Matthews: So you're saying in thirty or forty years I could write a play that you would wanna come and see?

George Feeny: No, tonight pretty much killed any interest I had in the theater.

Eric Matthews: Mr. Feeny you know everything. Where does my life go from here?

George Feeny: Well, now, you have passion. You have drive. You certainly have guts. I frankly can't wait to see what happens to you.

Eric Matthews: So you're not gonna tell me to give up my life as an actor and go get a college education?

George Feeny: Eric I told you to get a college education ten-thousand times. I don't have to tell you anymore.

Eric Matthews: What about my life as an actor?

George Feeny: Get a college education.

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Shawn Hunter: You know what I think Jen? I think you're conceited! Yeah, that's right conceited and stuck up and something about your nose.

Jennifer Bassett: What about my nose?

Shawn Hunter: Um.

Jennifer Bassett: Who said something about my nose?

Shawn Hunter: Um.

Cory Matthews: [Shawn looks at Cory with a "help me" look] Um.

Jennifer Bassett: So it was your best friend Cory who made you say these bad, bad things hmm?

Shawn Hunter: Like I'd ever tell you.

[she kisses him]

Shawn Hunter: Cory Matthews. Son of Amy and Alan. Grandson of Nana and Sam.

Cory Matthews: How could you sell out my Nana?

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Cory Matthews: I didn't want to say this when you were going out with her but if you ask me Shawn, Jennifer Bassett is one stuck up conceited girl.

Shawn Hunter: You think so?

Cory Matthews: Oh yeah. Nose way up in the air and frankly Shawn I'm not even sure it's her real nose.

Shawn Hunter: What do you mean?

Cory Matthews: Plastic. Just like her personality.

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Cory Matthews: So you're writing a play?

Eric Matthews: Yep.

Cory Matthews: About you?

Eric Matthews: Yeah. You know let me bounce the opening off you.

Cory Matthews: Let me bounce this off you. Nobody cares.

Eric Matthews: Oh they'll care. They'll care because I have a human life and when you look at my human life there is all these amazing moments that just pop out. Landmark moments that, when you put them down on paper, they just explode right off the page. Wake up damn you.

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Amy Matthews: [about Eric and Mr. Feeny] Those two are great together.

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Cory Matthews: I was hoping you'd come alone.

Shawn Hunter: Yeah, I tried but you-know-who wouldn't hear of it. I think she suspects.

Cory Matthews: Hey, I understand that she's important to you.

Shawn Hunter: We both know that this would happen eventually.

Cory Matthews: Getting older.

Shawn Hunter: Meeting girls.

Cory Matthews: Having relationships with those girls.

Shawn Hunter: Which means there is less time for...

Cory MatthewsShawn Hunter: Best friends...

Cory Matthews: To spend time together.

Shawn Hunter: It's only natural.

Cory Matthews: Sure, natural.

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