Alan Shore: Jerry... you know I have tremendous affection for my own intelligence, and even I think you are smarter than me.
Jerry Espenson: Oh, I am.
[Regarding a nervous habit of a colleague]
Alan Shore: It helps him think; it's a peccadillo.
Denny Crane: A peccadillo? I don't have any peccadilloes.
Alan Shore: What's your name?
Denny Crane: Denny Crane.