- Alan Shore: So, they came to you to improve their relationship and now one wants to kill the other. Not your best work, was it, doctor?
- Lori Colson: Come on, it's late at night, you're having a beer with a buddy, tell me how you feel about Alan Shore.
- Brad Chase: I don't like him.
- Lori Colson: You can go deeper than that. What do you feel, Brad?
- Brad Chase: I hate him. He mocks me.
- Lori Colson: Deeper.
- Brad Chase: He mocks our commander in chief.
- Lori Colson: Deeper.
- Brad Chase: He's got a putty ass and a flabby body and I can't understand why women would rather sleep with him than me.
- Lori Colson: There. It's out.
- Brad Chase: And that includes you, by the way.
- Lori Colson: Well, first of all, I don't sleep with colleagues.
- Brad Chase: Hey, you're ducking the issue.
- Lori Colson: I am not. I've no interest in "ducking" either one of you. We've gone deep enough.
- Alan Shore: Last time I checked, it was not a firing offence for a civilian to be either ho, mo or sexual.