- Riley: How you gonna drop the gun, Gangtalicious?!? That is not gangsta! That's *very* not gangsta!!! Man, I can't believe this! You a fraud!!!
- Gangstalicious: Oh, oh, oh, I'm a fraud? You're scared too.
- Riley: I'm *eight*!
- Gangstalicious: Okay, fine, fine, whatever. I'm a fraud, I'm a fraud, I'm just an average, normal dude. I don't wanna do this stupid shit no more! I'm tired of gettin' shot. Help!
- Riley: It's like going to heaven and finding God smoking crack.
- Gangstalicious: I'm scared!
- Riley: What happened to "I fear no man but God"?
- Gangstalicious: Correction - God, and the nigga that shot me!
- Riley: Gangstalicious got shot.
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Again?
- Riley: We got to do somethin'!
- Huey: I got an idea - why don't we go to college so we don't end up like Gangstalicious?
- Lincoln: [Lincoln and his thugs pull their guns on Ruckus] Where's Gangstalicious?
- Uncle Ruckus: Say that again? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me shittin' myself.
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: I don't see what the big deal is with this... what is it "Bubblelicious"
- Huey: It's Gangstalicious. Dumb niggas love Gangstalicious the way fat women love Oprah.
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: And just WHAT is thuggin' love? Is that when you make love to a woman... and just before that special moment you beat her in the head, snatch her purse, and throw her down the stairs?
- Riley: Where's your gun?
- Gangstalicious: I dropped it!
- Riley: What? You dropped it? Who drops a gun? That isn't gangsta! That is very un-gangsta!