Gangstalicious:
I'm scared!
Riley:
What happened to "I fear no man but God"?
Gangstalicious:
Correction - God, and the nigga that shot me!
Riley:
Where's your gun?
Gangstalicious:
I dropped it!
Riley:
What? You dropped it? Who drops a gun? That isn't gangsta! That is very un-gangsta!
Riley:
Gangstalicious got shot.
Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
Again?
Riley:
We got to do somethin'!
Huey:
I got an idea - why don't we go to college so we don't end up like Gangstalicious?
Sway:
What's up, world? I'm Sway, and this is my inexplicable head wrap.
Riley:
[
out of breath from running to Gangstalicious' room] Niggas...
[
huffs]
Riley:
... comin'.
Riley:
Ahhh! A full day's supply of Vitamin C.
Sway:
[
on TV] We now return to "Gangstalicious: Resurrection".
Huey:
Resurrection? That nigga ain't dead.
Riley:
Shhh! He been shot a buncha times, aight? At least he tryin'!
Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
Boy, are you stupid?
Riley:
Mmm, I don't *think* so.
Riley:
'Scuse me, I'm lookin' for Gangstalicious.
Nurse:
And who are you?
Riley:
I'm one of his many illegitimate children.
Nurse:
...Fifth floor.
Riley:
You *dropped* the *gun*?
Gangstalicious:
What's done is done. Let's be solution-oriented!
Gangstalicious:
I don't want to do this any more. I'm tired of getting' shot. Hellllp!
Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
I don't see what the big deal is with this... what is it "Bubblelicious"
Huey:
It's Gangstalicious. Dumb niggas love Gangstalicious the way fat women love Oprah.
Robert 'Granddad' Freeman:
And just WHAT is thuggin' love? Is that when you make love to a woman... and just before that special moment you beat her in the head, snatch her purse, and throw her down the stairs?
Lincoln:
[
Lincoln and his thugs pull their guns on Ruckus] Where's Gangstalicious?
Uncle Ruckus:
Say that again? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me shittin' myself.
Riley:
How you gonna drop the gun, Gangtalicious?!? That is not gangsta! That's *very* not gangsta!!! Man, I can't believe this! You a fraud!!!
Gangstalicious:
Oh, oh, oh, I'm a fraud? You're scared too.
Riley:
I'm *eight*!
Gangstalicious:
Okay, fine, fine, whatever. I'm a fraud, I'm a fraud, I'm just an average, normal dude. I don't wanna do this stupid shit no more! I'm tired of gettin' shot. Help!
Riley:
It's like going to heaven and finding God smoking crack.
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