Cristal: [after watching Granddad give his belt to a woman so she could beat her unruly child] Not many men would stop to help a woman in need.
Granddad: Well, uh, heh, heh, I guess I just hate to see a child go unbeaten.
Riley: Well, I don't see what big deal is with hos, anyway.
Huey: Riley! All women are not hos! We're talkin' 20... 25 per cent tops.
Cristal: [after drinking orange juice] Ahhh, a full day's supply of Vitamin C!
Granddad: Hold on there, Slickback.
A Pimp Named Slickback: No, it's A Pimp Named Slickback.
Granddad: That's what I said. Slickback.
A Pimp Named Slickback: No, it's "A Pimp Named Slickback." Like A Tribe Called Quest; you say the whole thing: "A Pimp Named Slickback"!
Granddad: Can't I just call you "Slickback" for short?
A Pimp Named Slickback: No, nigga! It's "A Pimp Named Slickback!"
Granddad: Cristal, who is this person?
A Pimp Named Slickback: Nigga, are you deaf? I'm A Pimp Named Slickback! Say it with me now!
A Pimp Named Slickback: [reciting prayer] Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch. And guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord. So that she might learn a ho's place. Amen.
Granddad: You ain't gon' hit no woman in my house.
A Pimp Named Slickback: What woman, sir? This here's a ho.
Cristal: The name's Cristal, you know like the Champagne.
Huey Freeman: Cristal, that sounds like a stripper name. Might you be a stripper, Cristal like the champagne?
Cristal: And what would you know about strippers little man?
Huey Freeman: Not much, but I do know they're usually named after liquor.
Huey: Granddad, have you asked yourself why a 20-year-old girl would wanna go out with a man your age?
Granddad: Because I laid my game down quite flat.
Riley: Game? What you know about the game, Granddad?
Granddad: I know the game.
Riley: Takin' women out to eat, givin' 'em free meals? What part of the game is that? You takin' her to Red Lobster with the cheddar biscuits. The fam ain't eatin' cheddar biscuits but this random broad is eatin' cheddar biscuits.
Riley: I know the game. Your granddaddy knows the game.
Riley: Game recognize game, Granddad.
Granddad: I recognize game! Your granddaddy recognize game!
Riley: Game recognize game and you lookin' kinda unfamiliar right now. I - I can't... Where's Granddad? Can I help you, sir?
Riley Freeman: Game recognizes game and you're looking kinda unfamiliar right now...
Riley: What if they have kids? Then our brother and our sister are gonna be half-ho!
Huey Freeman: Don't take this the wrong way, but... I need you to get the hell up outta here.
Cristal: Any particular reason?
Huey Freeman: You're kind of a lazy ho?
Cristal: Yeah, I could see that.
Huey Freeman: I don't know why my Granddad can't see it.
Cristal: To be honest, me either. It's so obvious.