Special Agent Seeley Booth: Reason for wanting a gun?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: To shoot people.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Not a good response.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I think there are doubts when it comes to an execution. There shouldn't be any doubts.
Prosecuter: He doesn't have doubts. He has cold feet.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Do you think I won't pop you one just because we're standing in the judge's kitchen?
Judge Cohen: See? You lose sleep, you get cranky. Judgment suffers.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: I'll ask the others, but they might have plans.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: It's Friday night and they're racing beetles.
[after Bones attacks Howard Epps]
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Are you gonna arrest me for assault?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: From what I saw, purely self-defense.
Angela Montenegro: [Angela has been called away from a date] Why did you call me in?
[about her date]
Angela Montenegro: Look at him - he's cuter than a monkey with a puppy... What's the big, steaming rush?
Dr. Temperance Brennan: A man is scheduled to die in twenty-six hours. I think he'd like to have our results before then.
Angela Montenegro: Good one.