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"Bones" A Boy in a Tree (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)

(2005)

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Special Agent Seeley Booth: [reading the school sign aloud] Omnia Mea Mecum Porto. What does that mean: regular people stay out?

Dr. Temperance BrennanZack Addy: I carry with me all my things.

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Special Agent Seeley Booth: [flashes his badge] FBI Special Agent Seely Booth and a forensic anthropologist.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Dr. Temperance Brennan from the Jeffersonian Institute.

Zack Addy: Plus one crack assistant.

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Mickey Santana: In order for an investigation to occur, you, Dr. Brennan, have to declare it a murder.

Dr. Daniel Goodman: Without an investigation, we can't find out if it's a murder, but there'll be no investigation unless Dr. Brennan declares it to be a murder.

[to Brennan]

Dr. Daniel Goodman: Shall I send for a philosopher?

Mickey Santana: Look, you're very experienced within your field, on bones and such, right? Doesn't your gut say "suicide"?

Dr. Temperance Brennan: I don't actually use my gut for that, sir.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: She really, really doesn't.

Dr. Daniel Goodman: Like all of us at the Jeffersonian, Dr. Brennan prefers science to the digestive tract.

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Dr. Daniel Goodman: The evidence is ambiguous at best.

Mickey Santana: Well, unambiguise it, please, Dr. Goodman.

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Dr. Temperance Brennan: The sign says Wong Fu's.

Sid Shapiro: Family name change at Ellis Island.

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Sheriff Roach: Agent Booth, if you decide this is a suicide, it becomes my problem, correct?

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Actually, the person who decides if this was a suicide is me.

Sheriff Roach: Let's give the bone lady some room.

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Zack Addy: I didn't talk to anybody in high school. I didn't kill myself.

Dr. Jack Hodgins: That wasn't high school. It was an experimental eugenics program.

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Mickey Santana: [to Booth] What about your gut?

Special Agent Seeley Booth: My gut says it stinks.

Dr. Daniel Goodman: [to Brennan] If he smells with his gut, what does he use his nose for?

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Dr. Temperance Brennan: I've been thinking about your whole "something stinks" aptitude.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh yeah?

Dr. Temperance Brennan: I think you have a subconscious knack for reading body language. Stress in the voice, other subtle yet discernible indicators. It's not mysterious, but it is impressive, and in the future...

[deep breath]

Dr. Temperance Brennan: ...I will try to accord it an appropriate degree of objective worth.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Thank you, Temperance. I appreciate that. So, uh, what part of "this is mine" did you not understand? Have to say it in Latin?

Dr. Temperance Brennan: [gets up slowly, smiling slightly, and hands him the access pass he wanted while saying] Absit invidia.

["Let ill will be absent", i.e. "No offense"]

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Dr. Temperance Brennan: You were right about the school, serving pudding.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Stirring the pudding...

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Headmaster: Given your hostility, it's time we bring in a lawyer to advise us.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Or you take my advice. If you don't answer my questions, I'll take you down to FBI headquarters in handcuffs.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: He'll do it. He doesn't like you.

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Dr. Temperance Brennan: [after catching the head that fell from the tree] I am going to need an evidence bag.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Heads up!

Dr. Temperance Brennan: [the body falls from the tree] I am going to need a bigger bag.

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Zack Addy: [about a bad date] I can't ride a bike or drive a car...

Dr. Jack Hodgins: ...or, apparently, please a woman.

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Zack Addy: Sometime, when you're not busy, I wonder if I could ask you a few questions about sexual positions?

Special Agent Seeley Booth: If you even try, I will take out my gun and shoot you between the eyes.

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Angela Montenegro: [to Zack] Just do it, Z-man. Reap the benefits of my sexual wisdom.

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Dr. Temperance Brennan: Ambassador Olivos, you told me that all a mother wants is to know that she's raised her child well, that your biggest regret is that you'll never know if Nester would've grown up to be a good man. But he was a good man. He died because he was trying to do the right thing.

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Headmaster Ronson: How is that relevant?

Dr. Temperance Brennan: You know what's a better question? What makes you think you get to decide what's relevant? You're basically the pricipal of a high school.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: We need to see all of the sex tapes you confiscated.

Headmaster Ronson: Absolutely not.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, I'll just get a warrant. And in the application for the warrant I'll include your admission that you allow your students to swap homemade sex tapes.

Leo Sanders: The headmaster isn't refusing to provide you with the tapes.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: "Absolutely not" sounds like a refusal.

Leo Sanders: When we confiscate the tapes, we immediately turn them over to loacl law enforcement.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Sherrif Roach knew about this?

Leo Sanders: No need to issue a warrant. We're cooperating completely.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: Was the girl also a student here?

Headmaster Ronson: Given your hostility, it's time we bring in a lawyer to advise us.

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Or you take my advice. If you don't answer my questions, I'll take you down to FBI headquarters in handcuffs.

Dr. Temperance Brennan: He'll do it. He doesn't like you.

[Booth shakes his head]

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Dr. Temperance Brennan: Well, I'd like to declare it a murder just to shake those little...

Dr. Temperance Brennan: I'm not gonna declare it a murder just so you can shake things up.

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