Robert Klein: Landau

Quotes 

• Bob Patterson : Look at that, would-would you look at that?

  Landau : What's wrong? I'm seeing magic. Magic is happening.

  [looking at a video of Bob and John Tesh on a beach together talking] 

  Bob Patterson : Would you look at the two of us together? It's like John Tesh took his nephew to the beach!

  Landau : Fine, if it bothers you I'll talk to the production guy; there's tricks they can do.

  Bob Patterson : Tricks? Wha-what kind of tricks?

  Landau : Tricks! I don't know, you saw "The Matrix."

  Bob Patterson : "The Matrix"? I don't want to jump over Tesh; I just don't wanna look like I'm giving him a Lewinski.