Dad is a money vomiting machine, here's what Dad looks like on vacation.
[throws money all over the stage
You want a soda, allright let's get one. You want a T-shirt? Allright, how about a giant lollypop? Dad we want a picture with Quacky, you want a picture with Quacky? Allright... the first one didn't turn out good. I want an autograph book, we want to go to the vending machine!