Blackadder II (TV Series)
Money (1986)
Tim McInnerny: Lord Percy
Quotes
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Lord Percy Percy : I've done it, my Lord! I've discovered how to turn things into gold! Pure gold!
Blackadder : You have? Show me!
Lord Percy Percy : [takes lid off melting pot, and Baldrick, Percy and Blackadder are bathed in a green glow] Behold!
Blackadder : Percy... it's green.
Lord Percy Percy : Yes, my Lord!
Blackadder : Now, look, Percy, I don't mean to be pedantic or anything, but the color of gold... is gold. That's why it's called gold. What YOU have discovered, if it has a name, is some... Green.
Lord Percy Percy : [removes lump of Green from pot] Oh, Edmund... can it be true? That I hold here, in my mortal hand, a nugget of purest Green?
Lord Percy Percy : Yes indeed, Percy, except that it's not really a nugget but more of a splat.
Blackadder : Yes, my Lord. A splat today, but tomorrow, who knows, or dares to dream...
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Blackadder : This place smells worse than a pair of armored trousers after the Hundred Year War. Baldrick! Have you been eating dung again?
Lord Percy : My Lord! I have waited on your return!
[Percy hugs Blackadder]
Blackadder : And thank God you did, Percy, for I was just thinking to myself, "My God, I die in 12 hours, what I really need now is a hug from a complete prat."
Lord Percy : After literally an hour's ceaseless searching, I have succeeded in creating gold, pure gold.
Blackadder : Are you sure?
Lord Percy : Yes, my lord. Behold.
Blackadder : Percy... it's green.
Lord Percy : That's right, my lord.
Blackadder : Yes, Percy, I don't want to be pedantic or anything, but the colour of gold is gold. That's why it's *called* gold. What you have discovered, if it has a name, is "green".
Lord Percy : Oh, Edmund, can it be true, that I hold here in my mortal hand a nugget of purest green?
Blackadder : Indeed you do, Percy, except, of course, it's not really a nugget, it's more of a splat.
Lord Percy : Well, yes, a splat today... but tomorrow - who knows, or dares to dream?
Blackadder : So we three alone in all the world can produce the finest green at will?
Lord Percy : Just so. Not sure about counting in Baldrick, actually.
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Lord Percy : My Lord. I have waited on your return.
[hugs Blackadder]
Blackadder : And thank God you did Percy, for I was just thinking to myself: "My God, I die in 12 hours, what I really need now is a hug from a complete prat.'