Blackadder II (TV Series)

Money (1986)

John Pierce Jones: Arthur the Sailor

Quotes 

• Blackadder : [Arthur wants Blackadder to tell him a children's story because he misses his mother]  And then Squirry the Squirrel went "Ni, Ni, Ni" and they all went home for tea.

  Arthur the Sailor : Thanks very much, me ol' shivering mateys! Now, how much do you charge for a good hard shag?

  Blackadder : [nervously]  A thousand pounds.

  Arthur the Sailor : A thousand pounds? You've got to be joking!

  Blackadder : Well, I'm sure we could negotiate.

  [Tosses soliciting placard to Baldrick] 

  Blackadder : [next scene: back at home]  Right, so we've got sixpence.