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"Black Books" The Fixer (TV Episode 2002) Poster

(TV Series)

(2002)

Quotes

Bernard: You can find work and sort your life out anytime. The pub closes in five hours.

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Bernard: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.

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Fran: So *you're* the one who can't read, hmm? Sit down.

Danny Spudge: What?

Fran: I *said* sit down. And you can take that stupid look off your big head. Now. We've drawn an 'A', haven't we. What is it?

Danny Spudge: It's an 'A'. I wanna go to the toilet.

Fran: Shut up. Not until you can read this. Nibbly Pig got on a bus.

Manny: [hiding with Bernard] She's playing with fire. He's not ready for Nibbly Pig.

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Manny: Sales manager in a large department store.

Fran: Too busy.

Manny: Beautician on a cruise liner.

Fran: Too boaty.

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Fran: [Fran has been asked to give a presentation to the Board but has no idea what about] Well, well, well. Why are we here? What's it all about?

[draws circle on flipchart]

Fran: Ask yourselves this. Is this A. effective and B. productive?

[draws dot in middle of circle]

Fran: Are we

[draws arrow]

Fran: or are we not

[underlines]

Fran: a company?

[board stands and applauds]

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Manny: Oh, hello Gus. Long time no speaky. Oh. When did you get out?

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Danny Spudge: It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

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Bernard: You think you're a gangster?

Manny: I'm known in all the boroughs.

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Bernard: He's a midget. A tiny midget.

Manny: What if he overheard?

Bernard: He won't. His ears are too small.

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Bernard: Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.

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Bernard: Who's Harry? I don't have a boat!

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