Bernard and Manny have to deal with a gangster turned writer who plans to hold a reading of his autobiography at the book shop, however he can't read. Meanwhile Fran gets an office job ... See full summary »

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Bernard and Manny have to deal with a gangster turned writer who plans to hold a reading of his autobiography at the book shop, however he can't read. Meanwhile Fran gets an office job where she isn't quite sure what she is meant to be doing. Written by Anonymous

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15 March 2002 (UK)  »

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Tamsin Greig and Michael Walter both appear in Green Wing. See more »

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Bernard hands Danny a copy of his ghostwritten autobiography to read to find his level, but hands it to him upside down. See more »

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Fran: So *you're* the one who can't read, hmm? Sit down.
Danny Spudge: What?
Fran: I *said* sit down. And you can take that stupid look off your big head. Now. We've drawn an 'A', haven't we. What is it?
Danny Spudge: It's an 'A'. I wanna go to the toilet.
Fran: Shut up. Not until you can read this. Nibbly Pig got on a bus.
Manny: [hiding with Bernard] She's playing with fire. He's not ready for Nibbly Pig.
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