Black Books (TV Series)
The Big Lock-Out (2000)
Dylan Moran: Bernard Black
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Quotes
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[the shop has been robbed]
Bernard : So, what did you tell them? They got in through the back?
Manny : Yeah.
Bernard : Yeah, it wouldn't do to let them know that we went out and you left the front door open, would it?
Manny : Yeah, well, what sort of world is it that you can't go away and leave the front door open without getting robbed?
Bernard : It's this sort of world, Gandalf!
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[When working in a fast food restaurant]
Bernard : Hello. Welcome to... the thing. Whatever this place is.
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Bernard : You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.
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Bernard : We're trying something new - absinthe. You know that one? The slogan "The drink that makes you want to kill yourself instantly".