Black Books (TV Series)

Moo-Ma and Moo-Pa (2004)

Tamsin Greig: Fran

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Quotes 

• Fran Katzenjammer : You are being very mean to Manny.

  Bernard : I can't help it. He looks like a horse in a man costume.

  Fran Katzenjammer : It's just his mum and dad. Why can't he have his mum and dad for the weekend?

  Bernard : That's easy for you to say. You'll be off on the barge trying to find your booty in a haze of gang and ting.

  Fran Katzenjammer : How did you know it was on a barge?

  Bernard : I... I... didn't. I... I don't, I don't.

  Fran Katzenjammer : You nasty man, you've been screening his calls.

  Bernard : Well, he doesn't need friends. They're bad for him. They make him all giddy.

• Fran Katzenjammer : I feel you breathe, I feel you move. Mrs Letter Opener says hello to Mr Lung.

• Fran Katzenjammer : How long did you think that was going to last?

  Manny : I was hoping for about 5 minutes.

• Fran Katzenjammer : [Throws a breadstick at a waiter]  Wine please.

  Bernard : Lots of wine.

  Fran Katzenjammer : Expensive wine!

  Bernard : Wine from the bottom of the list!

  Fran Katzenjammer : Wine!

  Bernard : WINE!