Black Books (TV Series)

He's Leaving Home (2000)

Dylan Moran: Bernard Black

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Quotes 

• Bernard : [talking about David Beckham]  I know him. He cried during the Cup and now he sells crisps.

• Bernard : [phone rings]  Manny? Manny, phone. Manny.

  [sigh] 

  Bernard : Oh, I'll get it, shall I?

  [picks up] 

  Bernard : Hello?

  Manny : [on phone]  Bernard?

  Bernard : Manny. Where are you? The phone's been ringing.

• [after Manny has ran away and suffered a series of unfortunate calamities over the phone] 

  Fran : Well, where is he? How can I find him?

  Bernard : Well, you could become a terrible event and happen to him.

• Fran : Do you know nothing about modern culture, Bernard? Beckham, Posh, Pokemon...

  Bernard : Pacman. It's pronounced Pacman.

• Fran : You said he had a funny smell.

  Bernard : He did. He did. He had a living beetroot smell.