Black Books (TV Series)

Elephants and Hens (2004)

Charlie Hicks: Timmy

Quotes 

• Timmy : [Bernard is smoking and eating an ice cream]  My father says smoking makes you dead. You go all black inside.

  Timmy's Mother : Timmy? I'm sorry, is he annoying you?

  Bernard : No, but I'm afraid we don't allow ice creams in the shop.

  Timmy : I haven't got an ice cream.

  Bernard : [Bernard has hidden his ice cream in Timmy's pocket]  I think Timmy's telling a naughty fib.

  Timmy's Mother : Outside now. I'm so sorry.

  Bernard : Not at all.