- [Manny comes into the kitchen wearing a plastic bag]
- Bernard Black: Did you get the lobsters?
- [Bernard hits the bag]
- Bernard Black: Put them in the pot!
- Manny: [while pouring the lobsters into the pot] What's it gonna be?
- Bernard Black: Our signature dish: Luxury pie! The food of kings!
- [Bernard turns to the stove]
- Bernard Black: Truffles! Saffron! Caviar! And champagne!
- [Bernard pours a bottle of champagne into the pot]
- Manny: [while presenting a strainer] Drizzle it, drizzle it!
- Manny: Bernard...
- Bernard: Don't start, customer lover.
- Manny: I was just going to say, I'm off to get the paint.
- Bernard: What for? The shop's the way it is because it is the way it is.
- [pause]
- Bernard: If it wasn't the way it is, it wouldn't be the way it is.
- Manny: It needs doing.
- Bernard: It's charming. It has character.