King Richard of England is planning to safely move his army into the Northern parts of Europe. However, he wishes to be greeted with allies upon his arrival, so he decides to marry his son, Harry, to the Spanish Infanta to form an alliance between England and Spain. After learning that Harry is already engaged to 9 other princesses (and one prince) from previous similar plans Richard had, he decides to marry his other son, Edmund to the Infanta. Edmund is quite excited, thinking her to be one of the most ravishing and beautiful woman in Europe. When he discovers she is quite the opposite, he tries to call off the marriage with the help of Baldrick and Percy. Written by
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Confusingly, this 4th episode has the on-screen episode title graphic stating "2. The Queen of Spain's Beard", obviously as it was originally intended as episode 2. Officially, the reason for the swapping the original broadcast order of episode 2 & 4 was that "The Queen of Spain's Beard" was not ready. It's more likely however, that they were actually swapped as a simple artistic choice as episode 4 makes a stronger second episode for a brand new series. Some series 1 compilations return these 2 episodes to their originally intended position in the run, not the original broadcast order. See more
[as Edmund and Percy are dressing him up to sneak into the Infanta's room
Please my lord, I beg you to reconsider...
Baldrick, if there was any other way, you know I'd take it!
But I'll die in there!
[meaning the room that Infanta is in
Don't worry. We'll give you a hero's funeral, bury you at sea, say you died in combat, with an enemy vessel.
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