[just before the battle begins]
Harry, Prince of Wales: Now, I'm afraid there is going to have to be a certain amount of... violence. But bare in mind, it's all for a good cause!
The Laird of Roxburgh, Selkirk and Peebles: Baldrick, that is the worst plan since Olav the Viking ordered 20.000 helmets with the horns on the inside.
Prince Edmund: These letters are dated November and December 1523. Which, Henry, in relation to your date of birth, is precisely nine months bef...
[pauses, horrified, realising his mistake]
Prince Henry: After I was born!
The King: But about nine months before your birth, Edmund.
Prince Edmund: [to McAngus] You stupid bastard!
Prince Henry: No, I think you're the bastard, Edmund.