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"The Bionic Woman" Bionic Beauty (TV Episode 1976) Poster

(TV Series)

(1976)

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Jaime Sommers: Oscar look, before I put on this sash and go in there and make a fool out of myself, why don't you call this agent and make sure he wasn't joking, I mean this is a pretty silly message.

Oscar Goldman: I can't do that.

Jaime Sommers: Why?

Oscar Goldman: They found this agent this morning. Face down in the river Seine.

Jaime Sommers: Snorkeling?

Oscar Goldman: Dead.

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Jaime Sommers: Hi, I'm Jaime Sommers.

Sally Bartell, Miss Florida: Miss California, you're the replacement, aren't ya?

Jaime Sommers: Yeah. Second string. We can still be friends, huh?

Sally Bartell, Miss Florida: Friends? There's no miss Congeniality award in this contest, honey.

Jaime Sommers: Well, I...

Sally Bartell, Miss Florida: Look, every girl here wants that crown badly. You're not gonna make friends, just friendly enemies.

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Brady, Stage Manager: [about Jaime] She was talking on an outside line to somebody called Oscar. There's an Oscar Goldman, you know, who works for the OSI.

Ray Raymond: There's also an Oscar Mayer who makes weiners. Probably just a boyfriend.

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Brady, Stage Manager: [Helen has been caught using an outside line] Who were you talking to? Oscar who?

Helen Elgin: Oscar Lipschitz, he's an old beau of mine from college, whenever I'm in his area I always call him up, and...

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Jaime Sommers: [about to start the swimsuit competition] I feel like a side of beef, how do I look?

Helen Elgin: Terrific.

Jaime Sommers: You know I really liked my old legs better. I think they were better.

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Ray Raymond: You feeling better, Miss California?

Jaime Sommers: Yes, I needed a rest. You know, the excitement of all of this kinda snuck up and grabbed me from behind.

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Jaime Sommers: Anyway the proverb is: as the queen flies to Paris on her falcon, so must we continue the search for our goals.

Ray Raymond: This doesn't make sense.

Jaime Sommers: I certainly hope it does to someone.

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Oscar Goldman: And all this time I thought you were just a pretty face.

Jaime Sommers: Oscar, I am Miss United States!

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