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"The Big Valley" A Flock of Trouble (TV Episode 1967) Poster

(TV Series)

(1967)

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Jarrod Barkley: Nick, did you have to drive those sheep right down the middle of the street?

Nick Barkley: Yes.

Jarrod Barkley: Why?

Nick Barkley: It's against the law to drive 'em down the sidewalk.

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Jarrod Barkley: All right, Nick, you've got pride. Now that's just fine. But you're about to take on this entire valley. Do you think you're big enough?

Nick Barkley: Might be interesting to find out.

Jarrod Barkley: Nick, this is no joke!

Nick Barkley: Do you see me laughin'? I hate those mangy sheep with their ugly, short legs! I can't breathe when I'm down wind of 'em!

Jarrod Barkley: Then why keep them?

Nick Barkley: Because they're mine!

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Nick Barkley: Get them walkin' vermin off my land! Off!

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Nick Barkley: You touch just one of them sheep, Carl, and you'll find me on your door-step!

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Heath Barkley: What are they doing here, Nick?

Nick Barkley: What does it look like!

Heath Barkley: Where did they come from?

Nick Barkley: Well how do I know where they come from!

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Nick Barkley: Where is Josiah?

Jarrod Barkley: I don't know, but the sheep are gone.

Nick Barkley: I finally meet a man as stubborn and as stupid as I am.

Jarrod Barkley: Hey, wait a minute. Where do you think you're going?

Nick Barkley: I know, I know. The law should take care of this. Well maybe the law can take care of Josiah's buryin'.

Jarrod Barkley: Now listen. You keep talking like that and we won't even offer to come with you.

Nick Barkley: One fool's enough in any family!

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Nick Barkley: [Nick walks into the saloon up to the bar] Whiskey.

Carl Wheeler: I didn't expect to see you so soon.

Nick Barkley: Why not?

Carl Wheeler: Well, I figured you'd still be driving those sheep to slaughter.

Nick Barkley: I got thirsty.

[to the bartender]

Nick Barkley: Whiskey. C'mon, c'mon.

Carl Wheeler: Then you still got 'em?

Nick Barkley: Last time I looked, yes.

Carl Wheeler: When are you gonna get rid of 'em?

Nick Barkley: Look, I'm getting tired of people asking me stupid questions!

[Again to the bartender who still hasn't moved]

Nick Barkley: Are you deaf? I said whiskey!

Bartender: I can't do it, Mr. Barkley, much as I'd like to.

Nick Barkley: Do what?

Bartender: Look, they'll-they'll break up my place. They'll put me out of business. I-I just can't serve a-a sheepman, not in this town...

Nick Barkley: [Nick quickly grabs the bartender roughly by the collar] You call me that one more time, and I'll tear this place up!

Franklin: Baaaaaah!

[imitating a sheep sound]

Chambers: Now, he looks like a sheepman.

Franklin: He sure acts like a sheepman.

Dan Kelsey: Smells like a sheepman.

Carl Wheeler: Then he must be a sheepman.

Franklin: Hey, Kelsey, why don't you ask that sheepman to move down-wind a little.

Dan Kelsey: Sheepman, you're making my friend here sick.

Chambers: Guess I'm lucky. I got a cold.

Nick Barkley: Now when I get back here, I want to see a bottle and a glass waiting for me. All right?

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Victoria Barkley: Sometimes it costs more to walk away from a fight than to finish it.

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