- [first lines]
- Gladys Kravitz: [Gladys and Abner observe the Stephens house] Hey, Abner. Abner, come here quick. How about that? Kind of funny, people like that going into the Stephens' house.
- Abner Kravitz: They look normal to me.
- Gladys Kravitz: That's what's funny about it.
- Margaret Brocken: He's got a lot of studying to do.
- Samantha Stephens: Oh, what are you working on now, Merle?
- Merle Brocken: Elementary spells and incantations.
- Margaret Brocken: Now, you're not to help him, Samantha.
- Samantha Stephens: Don't you worry, I won't.
- Samantha Stephens: [someone knocks at the door] Ahm... That's Gladys Kravitz.
- Merle Brocken: Hey, can you see through walls? I can't seem to get the hang of it.
- Samantha Stephens: [laughs] No magic involved, Merle. I just know from the knock and the timing.
- [opens the door, Gladys is there, just as she said]
- Samantha Stephens: Oh, hi, Mrs. Kravitz. What a surprise.
- Gladys Kravitz: I came over for a snoop of, uh, a scoop of sugar. I hope I'm not disturbing you.