[Donna's wedding vows]
Donna Martin: I look at you and I see my best friend. Your energy and passion inspire me in ways I never thought possible. Your inner beauty is so strong that I no longer fear being myself. I no longer fear at all. I never thought I'd find someone to love that would love me back unconditionally. And then I realize that although we were often apart, you were always with me and you were always my soul mate. You give me purpose when I feel I have none. Without you my soul would be empty, my heart would be broken, my being incomplete. I thank God every day you were brought into my life and I thank you for loving me.
[David's wedding vows]
David Silver: When was it we fell in love? When were eighteen? Sixteen? Maybe ten? I don't know, 'cause the truth is, I can't picture a time when I wasn't in love with you. I always knew you were the one who could look into my eyes and see my soul. I don't question your commitment to us. And I know there's nothing we can't work through. And I accept you as my partner and as my best friend above others. It's a miracle to find the kind of peace and happiness that you've given me. And in honor of that miracle, I pledge before our family and friends to love and cherish you forever.
Valerie Malone: As we all know, Donna isn't the most expierenced Philly in the stable, so I brought an educational aide to help.
Donna Martin: Hey! I've had tons of sex!
[Her mother looks shocked]
Steve Sanders: [His toast] I think I speak for everyone in this room when I say "It's about time". The only good thing to come out of you guys waiting so long is that we got the chance to pick a perfect song for your long awaited first dance.
Valerie Malone: Are you guys talking about Sanders?
Janet Sosna Sanders: [Getting up] Ok, who in this room hasn't slept with my husband?
[Donna raises her hand, Feliece and Jackie raise their hands, Andrea raises her hand. Mrs. T. is picking the olives out of her drink]
Donna Martin: Mrs. T!
[Looks at her shocked]
Mrs. Yvonne Teasley: What? I didn't hear the question.
Kelly Taylor: [after seeing his video message to Donna] He still is damn irresitable.
Steve Sanders: It is entitled, "Ode to Silver." In fair Beverly Hills a boy did reign, Davy Silver was his name. From far and wide the girls did speak for they heard of Davy's bedroom deeds.
[Hands it off to Dylan]
Dylan McKay: Donna Martin, with the golden hair was the first into our David's lair. Virgins we the couple swore until a girl named Ariel blew David's door.
[Hands it to Noah]
Noah Hunter: Clare was next and then some fox named Malone. Sophie and David took it all the way home. Yeah alright.
[Hands it to Muntz]
Morton Muntz: Denise was fun and Carol too!
[looks at David for the last part and waves the paper at him]
Morton Muntz: Claudia couldn't get her green card and that made poor David weep.
[Hands it back to Steve]
Steve Sanders: Don't forget Katie, the sex addict she. Robyn who hated his radio personality. Marta the artist, wasn't she fun? And Gina Kincaid, Oh number one!
Dylan McKay: I'll second that!
[Noah laughs and smiles]
Steve Sanders: One stop was left. Her name was Camille. We thought it might last but come on guys, get real. There's only one dame, her name's Donna. She's fine, my God Silver, it's about time!
[Nat and Mel clap. He gives the copy to David]
David Silver: I'll burn that. Thank you.
Steve Sanders: It's okay I have an original that I framed and you can hang it up.
[David pretends to rip the poem]
Kelly Taylor: [Her toast] Try as he might, David was not Mr. Popularity in high school. I on the other hand defined cool.
Dylan McKay: [Muttering] Yeah!
Kelly Taylor: As you can imagine I was how do I say this; appalled, at the thought of him becoming my step brother but shock of shocks he turned out to be great. Over the years he has been caring and thoughtful and tonight he has given me something that I will forever be grateful for. He has managed to turn my best friend into my sister.
Andrea Zuckerman: Presenting a Donna Martin favorite; Popcorn and ice cream.
Felice Martin: How did you know?
Andrea Zuckerman: The sleepover at Brenda's and that was the night I knew we would be friends.
Kelly Taylor: And the mean girl Amanda Pacer.
[Kelly makes a face]
Dylan McKay: [At David's bachelor party] It's time for a blast from the past.
[Puts in Brandon's videotaped message]
Dylan McKay: [to Muntz at David's bachelor party] Light a match!
Noah Hunter: [to Donna] See all this? You deserve it!
Valerie Malone: [Arriving at Donna's party. Noticing the toilet paper brides] Looks like I got here just in time. What is going on?